Questions Answered By Anonymous Friends on Facebook (And My Responses To Them):
Do you think Lindsey Lu was a Dork in high school?
No - Thanks, but I totally was.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu can eat more than 3 Big Macs at a time?
No - True. Couldn’t eat one at a time.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever skinny dipped?
Yes - Not true, actually.
Does Lindsey Lu have a face only a mother could love?
No - aw, thanks!
Is Lindsey Lu’s profile picture ugly?
Yes - I do often have ugly profile pictures.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever fantasized about you?
No - Probably true, whoever-you-are.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is an underachiever?
No - I’m TOTALLY an underachiever.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has soft hands?
Yes - True! My hands are super soft!
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever picked their nose in public?
Yes - True! Especially while driving.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu would secretly fart in public?
Yes - Girls don’t fart.
Would you hook up with Lindsey Lu?
No - Good answer.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever cheated on a test?
No - True. Part of my being an underachiever.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is hot?
Yes - Fucking sweet, guys.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is a pervert?
Yes - Only for the comedic value.
Have you ever had a crush on Lindsey Lu?
No - Liar.
Does Lindsey Lu have a nice body?
Yes - Liar.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is a jealous significant other?
No - Correct!
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever fooled around at work?
Yes - Not at my *current* job, no.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever lied in an interview?
Yes - Untrue. I have nothing to lie about.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is cute?
Yes - Just like a puppy dog.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has bad breath?
No - I try to maintain fresh breath. One never knows when Clive Owen will show up and want to make out.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu would ditch a date?
Yes - Nope, never.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever played beer pong?
Yes - Once. I don’t like beer pong. I don’t need an incentive to drink.
Does Lindsey Lu dress poorly?
No - False. I’m poor. I therefore dress poorly.
Is Lindsey Lu a reliable person?
Yes - True. IF I commit to something, I stick to it.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu could be a MILF?
Yes - Doubt it. Having babies tears you up. Literally.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is a virgin?
No - Unconfirmed.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is a jerk?
No - Not intentionally. And I always feel bad if I accidentally make someone cry.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu should NOT have children?
Yes - Probably true, but the jury’s still out on this one.
If I spent enough time on TBN near Jan Crouch and god, then I’d probably be a young-70 too. Happy birthday to my homeboy Chuck Norris.
I don't understand people who are ugly and boring.
I understand people who are beautiful and boring, or ugly and bitter. I understand people who were beautiful and bitter, even, or ugly and happy. But ugly and boring?
I was the ugly kid in high school and, like most ugly kids, I had nothing better to do in high school than to develop a personality. I spent all of junior high and high school learning about music, literature, film, computers, mythology, science, and whatever else piqued my interest. I was ugly, sure, but interesting!
I want to know what those ugly, boring people were up to in high school. Anyone know?
HOST
Michael McLendon
PLAYERS
Scott Narver
Nadia Osman
Sandeep Parikh
Robin Thorsen
Mike Wolfson
WRITTEN & PRODUCED BY
Matt Denicourt & Gabe Uhr
DIRECTED BY
Gabe Uhr
Artoo, do you really think I don’t have a heart?
I’m finding SO MANY hilarious things today. I’m laughing as hard as she’s crying.
Old school. My old roommate wanted to do a Real World: Long Beach spoof. So one day she pulled out her camera and said, “Introductions. You’re the smart one. Go.”
And this is the result. Sadly (or thankfully), the project never came to fruition.
It’s sort of weird to think about all the people I was hanging out with back then and how they didn’t know that I was actually a nerd. That D&D stuff came as a shocker to them. You guys know better.
Questions Answered By Anonymous Friends on Facebook (And My Responses To Them):
Do you think Lindsey Lu was a Dork in high school?
No - Thanks, but I totally was.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu can eat more than 3 Big Macs at a time?
No - True. Couldn’t eat one at a time.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever skinny dipped?
Yes - Not true, actually.
Does Lindsey Lu have a face only a mother could love?
No - aw, thanks!
Is Lindsey Lu’s profile picture ugly?
Yes - I do often have ugly profile pictures.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever fantasized about you?
No - Probably true, whoever-you-are.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is an underachiever?
No - I’m TOTALLY an underachiever.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has soft hands?
Yes - True! My hands are super soft!
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever picked their nose in public?
Yes - True! Especially while driving.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu would secretly fart in public?
Yes - Girls don’t fart.
Would you hook up with Lindsey Lu?
No - Good answer.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever cheated on a test?
No - True. Part of my being an underachiever.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is hot?
Yes - Fucking sweet, guys.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is a pervert?
Yes - Only for the comedic value.
Have you ever had a crush on Lindsey Lu?
No - Liar.
Does Lindsey Lu have a nice body?
Yes - Liar.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is a jealous significant other?
No - Correct!
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever fooled around at work?
Yes - Not at my *current* job, no.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever lied in an interview?
Yes - Untrue. I have nothing to lie about.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is cute?
Yes - Just like a puppy dog.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has bad breath?
No - I try to maintain fresh breath. One never knows when Clive Owen will show up and want to make out.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu would ditch a date?
Yes - Nope, never.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu has ever played beer pong?
Yes - Once. I don’t like beer pong. I don’t need an incentive to drink.
Does Lindsey Lu dress poorly?
No - False. I’m poor. I therefore dress poorly.
Is Lindsey Lu a reliable person?
Yes - True. IF I commit to something, I stick to it.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu could be a MILF?
Yes - Doubt it. Having babies tears you up. Literally.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is a virgin?
No - Unconfirmed.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu is a jerk?
No - Not intentionally. And I always feel bad if I accidentally make someone cry.
Do you think that Lindsey Lu should NOT have children?
Yes - Probably true, but the jury’s still out on this one.
If I spent enough time on TBN near Jan Crouch and god, then I’d probably be a young-70 too. Happy birthday to my homeboy Chuck Norris.
I don't understand people who are ugly and boring.
I understand people who are beautiful and boring, or ugly and bitter. I understand people who were beautiful and bitter, even, or ugly and happy. But ugly and boring?
I was the ugly kid in high school and, like most ugly kids, I had nothing better to do in high school than to develop a personality. I spent all of junior high and high school learning about music, literature, film, computers, mythology, science, and whatever else piqued my interest. I was ugly, sure, but interesting!
I want to know what those ugly, boring people were up to in high school. Anyone know?
HOST
Michael McLendon
PLAYERS
Scott Narver
Nadia Osman
Sandeep Parikh
Robin Thorsen
Mike Wolfson
WRITTEN & PRODUCED BY
Matt Denicourt & Gabe Uhr
DIRECTED BY
Gabe Uhr
Artoo, do you really think I don’t have a heart?
I’m finding SO MANY hilarious things today. I’m laughing as hard as she’s crying.
Old school. My old roommate wanted to do a Real World: Long Beach spoof. So one day she pulled out her camera and said, “Introductions. You’re the smart one. Go.”
And this is the result. Sadly (or thankfully), the project never came to fruition.
It’s sort of weird to think about all the people I was hanging out with back then and how they didn’t know that I was actually a nerd. That D&D stuff came as a shocker to them. You guys know better.
